Autohashers

[To the tune of the Flintstones theme]

Hashers, auto-hashers, they're the wankers who refuse to run
When the pack yells on-on, they are burning rubber one by one
Riding high and dry up in a car
Makes the trail not feel so very far
Drive drive, drive drive drive drive
Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive drive
Down down down down down
Down down down down down down!

Alt (if Wang Chunks is in attendance):

Hashers, auto-hashers, they're the Wangers who refuse to run
When the pack yells on-on, they are burning rubber one by one
Riding high and dry up in a car
Makes the trail not feel so very far
Drive drive, drive drive Wang Wang
Drive drive Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang
Down down down down down
Down down down down down down!