Walking Down Canal Street

[To the tune of ???]

I was walking down Canal street
I knocked on every door
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't find a whore

I finally found a whore
She was rather thin
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it in

I finally got it in
I worked it all about
Goddamn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it out

I finally got it out
It was wet and sore
Goddamn son of a bitch
Don't fuck New Orleans whores

[pause]

Two weeks later
I couldn't take a piss
Goddamn son of a bitch
She gave me syphilis!

I went to the doctor
To ask about the sores
He said "You stupid bastard,
don't fuck New Orleans whores"

Alt for Boston/New England:

I was walking through the Fenway,
I knocked on every door,
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch
I couldn't find a whore

I finally found a whore,
She was tall and thin,
God damn son-of-a-bitch
I couldn't get it in

I finally got it in,
I moved it all about,
God damn son-of-a-bitch
I couldn't get it out

I finally got it out,
it was covered all in sores,
God damn son-of-a-bitch
Don't fuck New England whores

Two weeks later,
I couldn't take a piss,
God damn son-of-a-bitch
She gave me syphillis

I went to the doctor
To ask about the sores,
He said "You stupid bastard,
Don't fuck New England whores"

See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_Down_Canal_Street