Tune: Take me out to the Ballgame
Whip it out at the ball game
Whip it out at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and Cracker Jacks
I don't care if you give it a whack!
For it's beat your meat at the ball game
If you don't come it's a shame
For it's One, Two, you're covered in goo
At the old ball game!